सोच रहा था कि बोय्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज़ को कोई नयी बकर मिल जाये । अब मिल गयी।
अब हम लोग हिंदी मे पोस्ट किया करेंगे ।यह तरीका हम उन भाइयो के लिए ठीक है जिनका हाथ अंग्रेजी मे थोडातंग है । हो सकता है कि हमारे पढे लिखे भाइयो को थोडा मुश्किल आयीक एक बार को हिंदी मे लिखने मे क्युनकोकुछ लोग तो आजकल केवल क++(C++) मे ही बात करते है।
कहिर अब हूँ बित्ती कि भी बाते ठीक से समझ पायेंगे।
शायद आपको हिंदी मे टाईप करने के लिए दश्बोअर्द पर जाकर हिंदी भाषा वाला ओप्शन ओं करना पड़ेगा।
आशा है आप सभी इस ऑफर को पसंद करेंगे।
खैर अभी के लिए इतनी बकर काफी है बाक़ी बकर बाद मे मचा लेंगे।
मई सोच रह हूँ कि ब्लागस्पाट वालो को एक बिजली पत्र लिख देता हूँ कि वो हमारे मातृभाषा भोजपुरी मे भी टाईपकरना का ओप्शन दे ।
चलिए अब मई लिखना बंद कर्ता हूँ।
जय बोय्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज्ज़ का आजीवन सेवक ,
सुधांशु 'तीद्दा' त्रिवेदी
मेरा शत शत नमस्कार बोय्ज्ज्ज्ज़ को।
आप लोग भी इस बकर को चालू रखियेगा....

Aviral's Bday Gift From Me,Ash And BT

Well below is our gift to Aviral on his birthday...
Have removed the names from the second dialogue onwards.The pictures do the talking,putting in just the names and taking out the pics would have left the entire script dry .
Ashish calls himself Boyzz .
BT for some out of this world reason decides to put up a pic saying Zoro[Maybe its the same old "It's my *&^% feeling".
I meanwhile stick to my own name .

Well go ahead and relish what we have to say.

Sudhanshu:

heheh....this is for u avi...the great luminary in the field of theoritical practicality...
anyways this is one of the top messages and i recommmend that u scroll back about 50-100 scraps and read our bakar from the start to enjoy fully......this is what we came up with to please u on your bday....we did this coz this does not cost even a dime .....hope u enjoy it .........waise on a more serious note before the faltu bakar begins ...
Happy Birthday dooooood ...have a ablast and dont forget to treat us when we bring our lousy asses down to the city we all love [ hmm ....well which city was it ....ash likes kanpur,i allegedely like noida ,nik obviously craves mumbai,pinku delhi and lko in vacs for obvious reasons again,and sum of us like u who seem to have realy rich vagabond frnds to keep u intersted and cahat filled no matter what part of the world they are in,manas like some country famous for the 3 P's namely piracy,prostitutes and porn.well that would be phillipines i guess...no offense intended manas

boyzzzz:

seriously...PRACTICALLY
HAPPY BDAY BOYZZZZZ
FROM ALL THE BOYZZZZ GANG AND THE NOT SO BOYZZZZ GANG(THEY WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED)
HAVE A BLAST

HIMANSHU:

dude this is a cautionary msg which willtell u what all gud gud stuff u will find below :-
first of all tumhare scrapbuk acche acche baatose bharna ka idea sandas kumar ka the jis mein humloogo nein 2 gante lagaye hai .
is mein aap khub acche acche baateh padhenge basically tumhare treat mein kya kya hoona chaheyeah sharab aur shabnam ke ilava
tumhare saath kya kya kiya jana chaheyeah
tumhareparty mein kiskisko invite karna hai aur kyun aur kya kya hoona hai
how much should be the treat budget nd when it should be given
nd the most imp tumhare scrap ki badhte sankhya batate hai ki hum log kitne bakwas kar sakte hai aur tumhare baare mein kitna seriously soochte hai ..
chalo enjoy yr day nd dont forget to give the treat haan haan paise dedunga harami..

WARNING
PARENTAL GUIDANCE REQUIRED
PLEASE DONT READ IT ALONE
THE FOLLOWING 100 SCRAPS CPONTAIN HIGHLY ABUSIVE LANGUAGE(SPECIALLY BT)
AND ITS HINDI TRANSLATION BY TIDDA.


AND FOR AVI AND BOYZZZZ
TO ENJOY IT BEST

beta boyzzzzz
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
happy bday to u
treat kab hai?????

are bvayazzzz happy badday bvyazzzz......me tolding u hupppppyyy badday bvyazzzz....u toppper in collg bvyaazzz ...faaar thet tooo loats of guddy guddy congrachulashunzzzzz faar yuuu bvyazzz.....ab to beta bvyazzzz hira beta bvyazzzzz ho gaya hai bvyazzz.....ab to beta bvyazzzz gaving us treat bvyazzzz when we coming to lucknwing bvyazzzz.....kahin retauraaaannnt me jakar tumko loooting beta bvyaazzz....chalo will kaaaaling u later bvyazzzzz and tolding u happpy badday again se beta bvyazzzz.....hope u blasting arse bvyazzzzz...dont blasting black nikhil assss bvyazzzzz....koi gori finding bvyaaazzz........more tellling on fon bvyazzzzzz.........

shaaam ko sokar uthne ke baad tumhe "maya " karta hun,,,,,,bvyazzz...band of bvyazzzzz ......

bvyaazzz ye orkutwa bhi mast cheeeezwa hai ba ......humka itan din pehle hi bata deb kari ki tuhar paaavan janam diwas aawat rahi.....humar dil to baag baag hui gava .....ab dekho allah ka karam wo sunhara din aan hi pada....to ee humar taraf se bhi let rahi....tum jiyo hazaraao saal par tuhar pappu ho jaaye 10 baar me behaal.......bas dena humaaar muh me hana daal.......waah kya to ser hai ......bahar andher hai and sabera hone me der hai

happy bday boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
happy bday boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

happy bday boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

happy bday boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
happy bday boyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

a song dedicated to u

ham bhi agar bachhe hote naam hamara
naam hamara hota bablu dablu
kahaane ko milte laddu
to duniya kehti happy bday to u

yaaa yaaa...yuuu boughting biggy biggy laptop bvyaazzz....badday coming to aisa coming warna naaaat comin....masti doing bvyazzz...ab to ghuuuming and ghuuuuming in ghar bith lapppppii boyzzz....ab to toilet me bhi alone me bhi watching porn bvyazzzzz........kya to zamana hai bvyazzzzz........

beta boyzzzz
maine aaj tak tumse ek baat chupaye rakhhi

beta boyzzzz
hope u understand our love for u

kaute kamine huppy bday may u hav many many wet dreams

boyzzzzz
jungle jungle baat chali hai pata chala hai
chaadhi pehen ke avi khila hai avi khila hai

have a nice fuck with yr tuta hua laptop ..

bt plz dont use such bad words in your scraps....like F*#k n all
plz i beg u

yeas yeas am competeing agreement and siging Saty-Baty to ban ganda ganda bhasha on orkut....plz dont fawwwk on orkut.......not four letter use more leeter burds like bhosdi and harami or even langda on orkut.......
desh ko pashtyikaran se bachae ...deshi gaali ka prayog kare...humari matra bhasha achhi hai

hind desh ke niwasi sabhi jan ek hai
rang ruuup vesh bhasha chaaahe aneek hai

waise bvyaaazzz...muaaaahhh chummmi for u ....not for kaala nik though...saala rang chodta hai.....koi planzzzz wlanzzzz for badday....waise ab to lapppy bhi hai one more cs banda judding .....waaahh.....sardiyon me to garmi kar denge is baar....saala burrows ko ghusa ghusa kar....magar nikhil meri team me nahi hoga....

boyzzzzz
so wats the scene for the party
booze......girls........music
pata hai ye sab kuch nahi hoga

boyzzzzz
jungle jungle baat chali hai pata chala hai
chaadhi pehen ke avi ka khila hai avi ka khila hai phool
aaj jaaga hai danav kuch karne ka liye magar pata chal hai vo to impotent hai practical aviral

boyzzzzz since sudhanshu has brought upth e topic of cs
let me make it clear ki main bhi bt ki team main nahi rahooga
aur tidde saale tumhe to dekh loonga

bela gulab juhi champa chameli
aaa ke guth gayi maala me hui sab ek hai

koel ki kuuuk pyaari papihe ki der nyaari
ga rahi tarana bulbul raaag magar ek hai ...

hind desh ke niwasi sabhi jan ek hai
rang ruup vesh bhasha chahe aneek hai

boyzzzzz
chak de ho chalk de india
chak de ho chalk de india
chak de ho chalk de india
chak de ho chalk de india

boyzzzzz
chak de bahut cool hai
is baar winters main cs nahi hockey khelnge ??

aana hi padega baba aana hi padega

makka se aao ya madina se aao
namami shamishaana nirvana roopam
vibhuva prakambram
bhavedas swaroopam

haan to ham party discuss
kar rahe the
music....boooze.....girls
ye sab to nahi hoga
khooob saara chicken aur lichi juice mangwa lena
aur mere liye veg
plzzzz
pllzzzzzz

aur bt ke liye kuch bhi nahi
kyunki vo bahut harami hai
kabhi bhi trt nahi deta hai

i totally agree with ash...is baar hockey
mai
preeti sabharwal..
ash punjab ki kaur
bt chautala
nik reddy and
avi kabir khan[bahar hai injured ]
tondu pinku uncle will be kamina selector




hag de o hag de india
hag de o hag de india

jeetna hai world cup



boyzzzzz
we r very choosy about the party music...
so it must contain all the following songs
song no 1)
pak chik pak raja babu
chal gaya koi jaadu
na raha dil pe kaabu
kya kar gayi hasseena

yeah chuuuuuuut mam and ever smiling surendra sir on kaaango and baaaaango...
beta bvyaazzz beat no.2 to bajayiye....
beta aapke papa kya karte hain..humre liye ghadi le aaayiye ..nahi sir ghadi ki dukkan band ho gayi

song no 2)
jab aayi saamne nazroon ke .......mauhtarma
hosho hawaas mere ho jayeeen gum....mauhtarma

aye saale tidde ab avi cat ki prep kar raha hai usse angreji mein hein baat karoo usse fuck shak karo sirf agar tum use madarchod behanchod jaise hindi gaali dooge to vo gussa ho gayega accha pata hai avi ab to daaru bhi peene lag gaya hai khub deekho kya ho gaya is ladhke ko kitna bigarh gaya hai haramkhor behanchod

song no 3)
dhak dhak karne laga
mora jiya darne laga

suhana safar aur haath me lota bhi nahi
mujhe dar hai ki kahi nikal na jaaye yahi

are dekho kaun baitha hai jhaaadiyon ke piche
kahi tad tad kahi pat pat


suhana safar auar ye lota nahi......--2
repeat karna hai

one more song

aaa papiya jhapiya paale hum
akhiyon ke pech ladale hum
dil me hai khalbali
aaja mil aajye hum
aa papiya jhappiya paale hum

now
since the music all set
dude we must pay attention to aall the minor details like
drinks....
wow
litchi juice is the alll time fav
appy fiz bhi hona hi chhiye
no alcohols

abe atariya to kaise bhul gaye ...

chadh gaya upar re
atariya par lotan kabuutar re

gutar gutar
gutar gutar guttt [last word is class 12 A's tribute the legend called mithund da]

haan now the most imp topic
girls....
cuz vo bhi nahi hain hamare paas(unless ur rich enough to pay for a few....which we all know u arnt)
to bt se kaam chalalenge
hope u remmember KAJRI

abe nd how can u forget the 12A national anthem.....
{we will we will _ _ck u}^infinity
cuz uske aage sirf deepak ko aata hai

andhi lathhh
uphhhhh

abe ash to ganda hi sochega ...saale kam paise me mai yahan se le aata hun laundij....bas 1 shart hai ..kisi ko batana mat ki mai laaya hun....wo kind of ferry's black body types hongi..achha sabko 1 -1 peg pilaunga agar sab keh do ki unhe pinku apni basti se laaya hai jisme humne aag laga di hai



and then party ka grand finale hoga...as a mark of thakur superiority nikhil ki jeep ka cover utaar kar panku pandat ki basti me aaag lagayenge as usual........
abe ab tak to pinku bhi baar baar jal kar chilllllssss neela ho gaya hoga dhuaaan faak faaak kar

now for another important ingredient to make a perfect party
PEOPLE to be invited......
so tidde start karo kis kis ko invite karna hai????
i start with
aish,pinkooo,tidda, pallav
naam bataooo
jisko nahi bulana hai???

chamri ko aane se mana kar dena hai......1 km radius ki condition hai uspar.......

abe bulana padhega safai kaun kareega usse he jhadu lagwayengey ..
abe dresscode bhi to decide karna hai kuch khaas hoona chaheye somthing close to our tradition like dhooti aur jaalidaar baniyan aur jaipuri chappalein

haan aur games to played
during the party
musical chairs ....this is the absolute necesary game for all the hip parties of the town
we can also play counter strike ...so dont forget to bring ur laptops

one more song for the rocking party.mixed by dj manas or harissss

o mere ishwar o parmeshwar
mere hriday ko nirmal kar

abe wo jaali waala baniyan must hai
waise apan log school waali house shirts bhi pehen sakte hain

plus sabko 1-1 bt waala chashma laana hoga and end tak nahi utarna hoga....as a tribute to bt .....THE GAME BEGINS....

abe bt dresscode to sahi suggest kiya hai
waise jaalidaar baniyaan shoul be orange in color
no other color shall pass

abe party hats bhi honi chahiye .....hmmm
woh pink cones se kaam hoga ...baad me sar se utaar kar unme hi lichi juice bhi enjoy kar lenge....khud saara bahut tez lichi juice
plus khub saare rang birange balooons bhi.....unme sastiwaali kismi toffee bar bhar denge ....khub aish hogi
nikhil khub andhi lathh chaleyaga

abe me suggesting ki we play POSHAMPA during tha party....
usme bt champ tha

pukai ya jolly ya fir raaza vazir chor sipahi
chain chain ,,,,vish amrit bhi lucrative options hai

jo saaala party ke rules nahi maanega uski "POORI BENCH GHUSAAAAD DENGE"

MAYAAAAAA

na be POORI BENCH GHUSADNE nhi padhege bas seekh jhadu se he kaam ban jayega bahut maza aayega


abe monopoly bhi khel sakte hai khub time pass hooga aur nik ke ghar khoob khayein ge bhi

now since most imp stuff is decided
we shall now talk about the returmn gifts
now dude as u all must be aware that we have long ago killed the tradition of giving gifts to the bday boy
this year we start the tradition of return gifts
and avi ral u get to the lucky bitch...yipeeeeeeeeeeee
now all of u who r reading this srcap(crap) this is sincere request on the part of the core team of BOYZZZZ to please start sending ur wish list to avi as to wat u would love to receive from avu as the return gift
plz dont ake it short one
as avi has loads of money
n wen i say loads dude i mean truck full loads


kyun be tidde tumhe kya chahiye as a return gift
abhi bata do baad main u will repent it

mujhe to bas uska pyar chaheye abe girlfriend wala
kyun be ash tumhe kya chahiye goore hoone ki cream maang lo

haan one more improvement in the dresscode
u will have to highlight ur hair ..streaking
as a tribute to U KNOW WHO

plz mera sexy looks ke baare mein baat na karo...

abe performer me kisi indian idol wale bande ko bula lete hain

balcome to jheemar
baat meri suno bhai
2 number naala me thanda paani garam paani
balcome to jheemar

yaahan jo bhi aae picnic manae aur khushi se chillae
balcome...

dil ki dukaan me baithe mere bhai hai
samne kaali gaaye hai
balcome to...

jheemar rocks .....
mai rajesh chauhan
salaaam india

now talking about U KNOW WHO
i would very much like to mention this
CAUTION:
THIS GUY "U KNOW WHO "trenmendous potential of performing unbelieveable calistranics
so pllz plzzz install cameras all over the party place
so that we can capture any of the thousands fleeting magical moments he gives us every day

hmm mere ko return gift..,,,hmmm sochne do be ,,,,
sab logon ki saari stories ka khullasa[obviously leaving out the story one one guy who would kill u.....shit seeding badh gayi]and i mean saari stories
abe mai to bhar bhar ka khaunga

waise agar aviral mujhe return gift me chacha chaudhry ,pnki ,billu ka complete set dega to mai bahut khush ho jaunga
bt avi ko gift dega .... jhaaadi kuudne waale video ka natakiye roopantar

plus bt par sting operation...magar use sting karenge kahan???
use to bhagwan ne alrdy sting karke bheja hai


bt ko return gift me eminem waali fake ass.......kisi ne vo video dekha hai

SINCERE Request
to all core team members of BOYZZZZ
this party is not an all boys party
ur invited to have any female guests along wid u(totally at ur own risk)
i know no one has any
except for U KNOW WHO
tidde i will have to say this
i think we have the same resonnt frequncy dude
cuz main bhi bt se wahi maangne waala tha
and talkin about seedings
for now ur the "top seed"
unless some one says something about " SHE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED"

abe wo kahan kahan se seeeelky hai be ........
abe kuch logon ke paas female partners hain...and haan ash saale apne coll ke bande ko laundij ke kapde pehna kar mat laana ...saale gay kahi ke .....we do not support same sex associations...........

haan be ..sabse aasaani se bt hi lapeta jaayega .....
abe marine drive par jaakar logon ko marte hue bhi dekhenge ...aur koi nahi marega to just for the entertainment purposes kisi ko gomti me fek kar maar denge...obviously no brownie points for guessing who that special lucky sumone would be

is that not e very rhetoric question tidde??
absolutely no brownie points for that
theek hai
tumhe pyaar to mil hi jayega
pyaar to ham tumhe hamesha se hi karte aayein hai
air karte rahenge
bas agar tum ek baar phir se jhaadi koodne waale scene phir se kar do
pyaar doogna ho jayega

dont u all guys worry i hav tremendous potential in performing nd as well shredding all the stuff recorded which could be used as the award winning clips in amazing videos in the near future..

plzzz
tidde allowkar do na
plzzzz
i swear he wont give any impression abt not being a gal
plzzz tidde
plz tidde
plzzz
plzzz
pzlzz
plzz
plzz
plzz
plzz
plzz
plzz

warna mujghe phir se akele aana padega
kyunki tum hi mere ek sachhe saathi the
lakin ab to tumnhe bhi bandi mil gayi hai

thik hai thik hai leaana ...magar pinku unlcle se bacha kar rakhna use ...kahi tera cuckold na kat jaaye .......pinku uncle ka ASMC hai ..naya bhi sign kar sakta hai......
jai tondu pinku uncle .....
stick your lauda up ur putthh...apne nitamb sambhalo..mai hamesha se akela tha and akela rahunga...mujhe koi laundi nahi mili and jaisa mera acharan hai koi milne bhi nahi waaali......hum to party me akele hi aayenge.....waise bhi mai kisi ko saath lakar khane ka aur batwara kyun karu???

some looking towards germany
some looking towards poland....
jai pinkoo uncle

haan saale gay bas mauka mila nhi ki shuru ho gaye ..ab to tidde ke lund ke peeche bhaagna chod do kitne baar muh mrin looge vo goora goora 2 mahene ka bina nahaya hua lund tumhe kaise accha lag sakta hai tum bas aapne gay room patner ka lund he chusa karo

thats the tidda we all now
bravo

abe onw more khulasa for the party.....bt apne ledgers expose karega....for the first time in history ...NGC will go where no channel has gone before gettin into the airforce one was a tad easier.......finally the black hole of all money in the universe revealed......

finally wishing u all the best for organizing a gud party with all the objectives fulfilled that are discussed which u will find interesting as u scroll down....

hmmm...to mr. overall singh 'beta' bvyazzzzz
heres mine sandas's and batty's gift to u...
pleeeeej enjvai yor baddy party...
me hopes thats yuuus twwos haves a biggger batter blasts from the behind years
and haves lots of funs with lots of ugly ugly laundiz tomorrow ....
aur do have maja bith all ppl around.....
beee has played aaver part suckcessfullly
and have giben yuu pplz guddy guddy gafts
but beleeeve me ....bee are berry berrry dengerlesss peepul[batty baary barry dangerful peepulz]
chalo now ben bee come back faaar aaaver chuttiyan be billl take a big treat from u and bee bill naaaaaat drank ganda ganda maaaktales this time ....that baaas berry beryyy bad.....
hope u have a berryy merrrifulll time today
beee have basted 2 hrs for ur baddy paartty planing....kuch to result milan chaiye

so dude
this one is for u straight from the heart
u may be thinking why we chose ur scrap book for chatting
here r few gud reasons
1)today is ur bday .....bitch
2)we r broke ..mean...insensitve...selfish.. enough to not give u some other gift
3)these days no of orkut scraps is directly proportional to the ur statusin society
4) so we thought there could be no other gift as cheap and effective to up ur already "in the gutter " status
5)n dude do not think this is cheap cuz u know we spent 2-3 hrs doing this for u
6)n u know wat 2-3 hrs of our life (as an premeir engg student) means
7)ya it means nothing
8) so these 100 srcaps (pardon ofif they r less)
9)are straight from our heart
10)and we mean it

for better english
refer to tiddes concluding remarks
ab to khush ho tidde

abe i swear i did not read ashish scraps before writin mine ...our frequency seems to match today..and only the mind frequencies ..not our frustration releaving frequencies.......usme to ash champ hai .....by a million more little little floating and swimming organisms i guess anyday of the year....gross yea i know but its the harsh reality and the ultimate truth of life..........

HAPPPY BIRTHDAY AVIRAL FROM THE ENTIRE BOYZZZZ GANG....

HAVE A BLAST ....

HAVE FUN !!!!!

this stuff is LEGENDARY
courtesy:BARNEY(how i met ur mom)
yes avi thanks for refering
i love barney

happy bday boyzzzz
nd wish u all the very best for ur career nd love in case u fall into the pit darkness where only the modest light of love can be the source of life ..
so hav a blast nd god save thy soul of yr tuta hua laptop..

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So that was it ....Hope you enjoyed it ...do keep adding your work..